F1 me: boyfriend training system ('catch-and-release')

boyfriend training system ('catch-and-release')

THEORY: There exists a top-secret pact (hammered out during those group trips to the bathroom) where you train current boyfriend to wash dishes while someone else is training your future boyfriend. It's very efficient. METAPHOR:'Catch-and-release' fishing is similar to dating because the goal is to have fun without killing your fish. Though in Switzerland, catch-and-release fishing is considered INHUMANE and thus banned. ADVICE: If you do want to subdue your fish, pour alcohol on his gills. Much more effective than beating him over the head.

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